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No, it wouldn't.

[But with imPorts protecting the person responsible for the magical outburst, the only real way to prevent a repeat of events from taking place is to take matters into their own hands.]

What are you doing about your personal defense, Lord Baelish? The attempt on your life might have been a mistake this time, but in my experience, and regardless of the cause, incidents like that aren't usually isolated.

I have been searching for a bodyguard, truth be told. Exploring my options and seeing whether I would wish to go through a business or pay someone directly. Lord Miles Vorkosigan owns one such business and his brother had offered a lower rate. But I cannot help but feel that employing someone on my own would be a better route.

The only problem is finding the right person.

[ He laughs. ]

The unfortunate reality is that I am not much of a fighter. I tried during my youth to fight for the hand of the woman I loved. And I was cut down swiftly. I still carry a token of his esteem from navel to collarbone.

Skill with a sword isn't something you're born with. It takes discipline and practice.

[And sometimes even that isn't enough. Sometimes, one must endure some very harsh lessons before they make progress.]

If you ask me, though...it's worth it. A bodyguard's not a bad idea if you can trust that person absolutely, but what if you can't? And what if they fall? Then you're unprotected again.

I...

[Van hesitates. He's incapable of offering the tutelage Balgus provided for him, and he's nowhere near as good a swordsman as Allen. What right does he have to offer to his help? But what kind of person would he be if he didn't?]

...I've studied fighting and trained several years with one of the best swordsmen in all of Gaea. I'm no master, but I think I can at least make sure you won't be cut down so swiftly in the future. That is, if you want.

[ Does he want that? No, not really. But he can appreciate the magnitude of what Van is offering. And if it puts him closer to the boy king...then perhaps Baelish could endure the training. ]

You would have your work cut out for you. I do wish to reiterate that I am no fighter. Nor do I have the desire to become one. Though I suppose I could stand to learn some defense. Enough to disarm at the very least.

I'm sure you won't be half as much trouble as you think, or at least...not half as much as I'm used to.

[At best, Van expects he can teach Baelish enough to keep him alive in harrowing situations, and at worst...

Well, he supposes that if there's nothing at all that he can teach the lord, then nothing much will change. Things won't get worse—they'll just stay the same.]

Just try not to stab yourself in the foot, alright? I don't want to have to explain that to whoever you hire as a bodyguard.

[ With a soft laugh. ]

I will be certain to aim any and all blades away from my person. No promises that someone else may not get randomly caught in the crossfire by mistake should I lose grip of my weapon.

So we'll make sure to practice far, far away from anyone else.

[And then a touch curiously...]

Do you have a sword of your own?

I am afraid I do not. Not with me, at least. I do have a couple of blades back home, but none so important to me that I have bestowed names upon them as the knights will often do.

But I believe it would be relatively easy to have one forged within this world. Or even purchase one off of the internet. Do you recommend learning with a dulled blade, my king?

Ordinarily, I'd say training with a blunted weapon is a waste of time. If anyone comes at you with a sword here, it won't be to bludgeon you to death. It'll be sharp, as I'm sure their skills will be, too.

But...the point of teaching you how to handle a sword isn't to turn you into a swordsman. And since you already know what it's like to be cut by a sharp blade, there's no reason to make our lessons any more dangerous by involving sharpened steel. Something dulled would do just fine, or even a wooden practice sword if you can find one.

[A pause and then...]

I don't know about this internet, though. Whoever you get your weapon from, even if it's just for practice, make sure they know a thing or two about swords. And don't be persuaded by fancy names. Unless bestowed with magic, a name has no more power than what we give to it.

[ A wooden sword sounds even better than using dulled steel. It's bound to hurt less. But after Van's guidance, Baelish sounds moderately amused. ]

It sounds to me as though someone has tried to swindle you a time or two. I shall exercise caution in my purchase, you have my word. And I will seek something of quality to use. Although admittedly there is a difference in quality between those from a world that does not regularly utilize swords and those from a world like yours or mine.

[That point is debatable, as Baelish is sure to find out if wood winds up the chosen material of whatever blade he finds himself wielding during training. But the point either way won't be to cause harm or pain...and that's something else Petyr's bound to learn the more time he spends with Van.

For as well trained as the young king is in combat, for as handy as he is with a sword and however quick he might be to unsheathe that blade when threatened, he doesn't like to hurt people.]

Hm...merchants have tried, but I can't say they've ever succeeded. I know good steel.

[A pause, and then with noted pride he adds...]

If you need help picking out a weapon to use, just say so.

[ He lets out a soft, flattering laugh after Van's comment -- as though laughing at the expense of those who attempted to pull one over on the young king. ]

Well, I must say I trust your opinion more than my own. Let us plan a day where we may shop for a proper blade. Some time after the voting is done. I will be in touch, Your Grace. And hopefully with no more scars to add to my list in the meantime.

Hopefully.

[A sincere wish. They don't know one another very well yet, but Van would prefer Petyr not come to any further harm.]

I look forward to hearing from you, Lord Baelish.

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